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[Music: Twentieth Century Fox ––The Doors]
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.
—Dorothy Parker
[music/Ravel’s Pavane for a Dead Princess]
April 22, 1983
Earth Day and Day of My Last Drink
High Falls, New Jersey
The psychiatric male nurse rifled through my small canvas bag. With a black magic marker, he wrote “Smith” on the crotch of every pair of my white lace panties. Trembling, I stood silently beside him. Would I spend the rest of my life in this godforsaken hellhole in the wilderness of New Jersey? Would a bored psychiatrist give me a shot, so that I would become just another inmate doing the Thorazine shuffle?
Another Frances Farmer?
I have never been so scared in my whole life.
I got married six months ago.
Would my husband divorce me? Would I become a homeless woman sitting beside overflowing garbage bags on the streets of New York?
I felt like an astronaut floating in space whose umbilical cord to the spaceship that would return him to Earth had just been severed.
I was instructed to wait in another room.
“Does your husband beat you?” the kind nurse asked. “No, never,” I answered with quivering lips.
“How did you get all those bruises?” she asked.
“I bumped into the furniture and fell off my bicycle.” It was true.
I was riding an old Schwinn from the Pellisades health club to my apartment building in heavy traffic after dark.
(Every alcoholic goes to a health club daily, right? I did; it was my futile attempt to exert some control over my behavior, which I hated, but could not stop.)
When I got married, I left my one shabby room in Manhattan for New Jersey. I hated New Jersey almost as much as I hated my alcoholism. Parts of New Jersey are really beautiful; I just didn’t live in any of them. Living in this congested town by the George Washington Bridge represented unequivocal failure to me. It had all the disadvantages of an overcrowded city, as well as a boring suburb with insufficient parking places. I left Frenchtown (a suburb of Memphis), Tennessee, so that I could end up in Port Lincoln, New Jersey?
Why was I traveling by bicycle? I hadn’t driven a car since I was 17 after having an almost fatal encounter with a tractor-trailer on a major east-west thoroughfare in
Memphis.
When I went to Thorncliff College and lived in a dorm for four years in Westchester County, I didn’t need a car because I could take the train that runs alongside the scenic Hudson River to Grand Central Station.
Don’t know if she believed me or not, but the nurse sent me to a large room, essentially a holding pen, filled with men and women of all ages and sizes. Each patient would be evaluated eventually and treatment—drugs and/or therapy—would begin. Being a well-bred Southerner, I attempted to make polite conversation with a muscular man, Douglas, a paranoid schizophrenic, who had just been shipped over from a psycho ward in Connecticut.
He started talking about Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy… what a cool bus ride they had together.
Five minutes later, I was lying on the cold linoleum floor spitting out large chips of teeth and lots of blood. Several of the male patients came to my rescue; they pulled Douglas off of me and held him until a doctor appeared.
He drugged Douglas and escorted him into a room with a solid,
gray metal door.
After his door was bolted, his bloodcurdling, scathing denunciations of me penetrated every room of that hospital.
Someone gave me an ice bag to hold on my throbbing cheek. Much of the attack is now just a blurry nightmare in my head. I was assigned to a bedroom only three doors away from his.
My skinny roommate, Melanie, sat on her bed with her knees
clasped to her chin.
She looked like a praying mantis cut in two.
“Why are you here?” the frail, depressed girl asked.
“I can’t stop drinking.”
“I slashed my wrists. See?” Melanie questioned.
I wasn’t really expecting a coherent conversation. Melanie exhibited her bony, scarred arms. I was really trying to be calm and sympathetic, but I just wanted to escape.
“I’ve been attacked. I want to leave this place now,” I told the nurse on duty who came in to check on us.
“You’re safe now. Don’t worry. You’ll feel better tomorrow.”
“Please let me use your phone.” She pointed to a public telephone down the hall.
I made a collect call to my husband, Joseph.
“I hate you. I really hate you. An insane man just tried to kill me. Come and get me. Now. This place is filled with certified lunatics, and that’s no exaggeration.”
Joseph replied in a stern voice, “I’ll come tomorrow morning.”
During the night, he arranged to have me transferred to another hospital, Fair Hope, in Sumac, New Jersey.
(What a strange coincidence; I remembered that my parents were married in Fair Hope, Alabama—I would have named their marriage rendezvous location: No Hope. Ever. Ever. Ever.)
The following morning, the Walter-Mitty type staff psychiatrist tried to convince my husband and me, as we sat in his dark-brown dreary office with worn-out leather furniture, that I should stay put.
“Out of the question,” said my 53-year-old husband in his most authoritative executive voice.
He immediately drove me to Fair Hope Hospital where I lived for one month.
A member of the cleaning staff stole my navy leather handbag—
with the exquisite brass hardware and clasp—from my closet,
but other than that, the experience of living with a group of men
and women, who had endured far more than their share of life’s
cruelties, injustices, and tragedies, was almost an epiphany; I
began to believe that a different life was possible.
During the day we had group therapy with counselors who all were recovering alcoholics and/or drug addicts. I was an oddity because I had never used drugs. Not once. Most patients in their 30s had at least experimented with every powder, pill, or injection available.
As Boris Pasternak wrote, “I don’t like people who have never fallen or stumbled. Their virtue is lifeless, and it isn’t of much value. Life has not revealed its beauty to them.”
He was right, of course. I wish that we had met; Dr. Zhivago is one of my all-time favorites.
I think it should be required reading in every school curriculum. (And a book on Greek mythology; it teaches just about everything you need to understand the perversity of human nature.)
And I’m very fond of late bloomers; he was sixty-eight when he won the Nobel Prize for Literature.
We ate our tasteless meals in a bland cafeteria. Only decaf
coffee was available from a large metal container, so I was
really sleepy for the entire 30 days.
Most of the patients were men, so my roommate, a pretty, blue-
eyed blonde, around my age, and I got lots of attention. We also
were among the youngest inmates.
We were the lucky ones, who had been forced into rehab before the devastating effects of alcoholism took their toll: debilitating neuropathy, memory loss, grizzled complexions.
One patient had to have his arm amputated; he was drunk and
waved his arm out the car window…a truck roared by, too
close.
[Edvard Grieg’s Peer Gynt Suite 2, Op. 55]
Every night we went to an A.A. meeting. I met a woman, who had watched her brother hacked to death with an ax by a stranger in her backyard; a man who was just released from jail for grand larceny and who ran a prostitution ring from his Irish bar on First Avenue (He begged me to work for him as a call girl after we were discharged from Fair Hope); a good-looking, sanguine, irreverent man in his late thirties who had spent years traveling on luxury cruise ships pretending that he was a Catholic priest and befriending and bedding older women if they bought him enough champagne; another woman stood outside with her mother and sister as her father burned to death trapped in their suburban house; a shy, thirty-two-year-old female, who was the unwanted only child of an abusive alcoholic bipolar mother and charming, artistic homosexual father, who found neither the time nor the energy nor psychological fortitude to protect his daughter from his wife’s violent rages and relentless cruelties.
That one was me.
[Tchaikovsky/Concert for Violin in D, op. 35/Joshua Bell/violin]